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Do you like to fish for poop in your bathtub?
Well now you can, without worrying about real feces clogging up your drain or causing e-coli infections! Use it to resolve disputes with other MCs, whittle the time away when you're locked in the bathroom, or spice up your sex life with your ol' lady.
In addition to making a great gift for your pals and significant other(s), if you're here you're probably dope enough to give this to your kid, nephew or little brother. One thing's for sure, they and their friends'll love it.
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